For giggles today, I looked at my cell phone statement. Usually I just pay the bill on line and don't bother to look at my usage, but today curiosity killed the cat. I scroll down to the text message part....still scrolling....still scrolling...almost there...painting my nails...they are dry now...go straighten my hair...finish watching the Star Wars Trilogy (4-6 of course. 1-3 sucked ass and were a complete waste of time and money. IMHO)...write my dissertation on Global Warming....ah finally done! "HOLY SHYT!!!" I yelled.
Me: Ashlee, guess how many texts I had last month, incoming and outgoing?
Ashlee: Ummm, 5000
Me: Close, 4429. Holy shit!!
Ashlee: You are seriously worse then my teenage cousin. I bet they are all to Steve too, huh? Seriously, you guys text all day, email all day, what the hell do you have to talk about at night.?
Me: We don't talk. We just usually have sex. Seriously though, its not all to Steve. Some are my Mom and that damn Twitter!
For more giggles (and out of sure boredom), we decided to do a little math. Here's the break down of my texts:
Daily-158.1785714 (we'll round up and just say 158.18)
Hourly-6.59 (of course that's in a 24 hour period and I'm usually asleep about 9 hours/night so that makes the number more like 10.55)
Per-minute- .1098 (using the hourly amount of 6.59)
Monthly charge for texts figuring $.10 per text= a whopping $442.90.
Thank Goddess for unlimited text. Screw you T-Mobile, screw you!!! *evil laughter*