Friday, October 24, 2008

Ashlee's Last Binge!

So Ashlee is doing this amazing diet and having a ton of success with it. But what kind of friend would I be, if I didn't take her out the night before for one last "hurrah"? Exactly, I'm not, we just got rid of THAT friend, remember. So we headed out to a local wine shop for some good food and good drinks. If ever in Kent, I HIGHLY recommend going to The Grape Adventure. Make sure you ask for Daylene, not only is she an Insurance Goddess but she was our Wine Wench for the evening!

Daylene our fabulous Wine Wench for the evening!

The cheesy french bread dipped in balsamic vinegar is to DIE for!

Some times accidents happen!

That's ok we still Wuv each other!

We will definitly be back to binge again to celebrate Ashlee's success on her diet! And yes, not only is Daylene a fabulous wench, but a great friend. She managed to get ALL of the red wine out of my teal sweater! =D Good as new!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

And the winner is....

ME!!! I FINALLY did it!!! I feel sooo much lighter, having dropped that 215lb monkey, aka my BFF, off my back. It wasn't pretty, but really what break up is? But it NEEDED to be done. I can't begin to tell you what a great feeling it is not to cringe EVERY time my cell phone rings dreading that it is her. Talk about a Pavlovian response! FINALLY no more lies, no more deceit, NO MORE DRAMA!!! I swear, Susan Lucci never experienced this much drama!

I am taking off my crown and am passing it to the next poor foolish ignorant soul who will be crowned the next "Miss BFF 2008".

In the words of the late, great Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. "Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

Thursday, October 2, 2008

The Class of '93 (or so I thought)

I have always been under the impression, naive as it may be, that once you got out of high school, all of the drama and back talking crap stopped....Oh how wrong I truly am!! Apparently this phenomenon continues well into the late 20's and even 30's! I have to wonder, am I the only one that didn't get the memo?

I am just soooo sick and tired of people who think that the Universe only revolves around them. News doesn't!!! How boring is your life that you actually HAVE to create (and
by "create", I mean make-up) drama and situations. Really, how many times can you have ovarian cancer and cysts before any sane Doctor is going to suggest having a hysterectomy? To date...4! But check back again next April cuz that seems to be cyst season. Or breast cancer? It appears that she is the host that spreads breast cancer to EVERYONE that is around her during the month of September. At least once a year someone either dies from or has stage 4 breast cancer. Obviously Breast Cancer is NOT a joke. I have raised money for and walked in the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer 3-day. However, I do have a problem with people using it to keep themselves in the lime light.

BEWARE all those having birthdays, babies, weddings and yes even divorces pending, she's likely to TRUMP you too!

Shall I continue? Oh I think so! My "friend" who is supposed to be my BFF, is one of the BIGGEST back stabbers of ALL time. If you have a problem with me, please be adult enough to say it to my face. I have had to hear through the grapevine...and yes, I used to play that game "telephone" and I know how messed up things can get, however when EVERYONE is saying the same story. So apparently not only did my ex-husband, but now my boyfriend has either wanted to or has had a 3-some with her. Please, I highly doubt she can even spell Ménage à trois, let alone know what to do in one!!! Why? WHY GODDESS, can't people just be honest?!?! So my ex-husband, boyfriend, their friend's, etc. don't want to f*&^k you? Move on, find another poor unsuspecting soul to be Baby's Daddy #3!

I think this pretty much sums up my "friend": touché to "The Girl Next To You" for posting something SOOO wise!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Willkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome!

Welcome to my blog!!

First of all a BIG THANK YOU to Ashlee who has gotten me totally addicted to blogs. Who knew! As much as I tried to resist...and believe me, I tried, I am now blogging! And as far as I know, NO HELL has NOT frozen over! =p But Ashlee does put up with a lot from me. Like the fact that apparently, I say "Awesome" ALL the time. Yes, I am a child of the 80's.

So, I'm 33 and I have a 3 1/2 year old son, named Preston. He is the light of my life. I am in the process of a divorce and for the first time about to live on my own. I'm learning a great deal about myself in the process. Like the fact that NO I do NOT need a man around, even to kill a spider.....I just need Mata (see Ashlee's blog). Ok, well maybe I still need a man around for one thing....buying me shoes!!! Size 8, just incase anyone wants to buy me a pair! LOL.

So sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. I'm sure it'll be bumpy at times, but that's life!