Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Is it Norris' or Norri? No matter, there can only be 1!

One day, while being VERY productive at work, Ashlee and I stumbled upon the coolest website EVER and thus a love affair began! Its a website dedicated to Chuck Norris facts. Hours of hilarity and amusement ensued. And if you know either of us, you'd know that we now work at least 1 Chuck Norris fact into our conversation a day. Of course, our DH and BF think we are complete re-re's. In fact, I'm pretty sure that they are secretly plotting to have Ashlee and I committed.....separate rooms of course! LOL

These are some of our favorites. Check out the website and let us know which ones tickle your fancy!
  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the World and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.
  • Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
  • Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Cesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his mother's womb.
  • Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends"

And our personal favorite:

  • When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris!


Day said...

I heart Chuck Norris jokes!

Dirty Pirate Hooker said...

Yeah, my brother and I "Norris" each other a few times a week