Its pretty quiet in the office today. Ashlee and I are working and talking off and on, listening to the radio, reading blogs. The typical Friday...err daily routine. So this song comes on the "old school" lunch and I start singing along. Without even realizing that I'm doing it and to my amazement, I actually remembered the words. So I start busting out "One, two, three and to the fo'. Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do'.......Ain't nothing but a G thang, baaaaabay!" Ashlee starts cracking up and tells me that I'm so gangsta. Which brings us to the conversation, what would are gangsta names be? Well being the unimaginative, white girls that we are, we come up with lame ass stuff. Like AssHass for Ashlee (her maiden name was Ashlee Hasselman)So then I remember once an app that was going around Myspace that gave you a gangsta name. Go to my favorite site...Google and sure enough there is a site that will give you a gangsta name. And there goes any productivity that we had.
I go first. Type in my name and wham....I'm now Mad Murderer. Which we immediately changed to Mad M. And as Ashlee pointed out, "Mad M" sounds like "Madame" and is gangsta and "naughty" all at the same time. GENIUS!!
Ashlee is next. Type in her name and wham....She's now "Bling-Bling Genius". Which we shortened to "Bling-Bling". And if you ask me, is A LOT better then AssHass!!
I decide that this is just TOO much fun and we plug in Bling-Bling's DH's name, Brandon. He is now "Annoying Thug" We start busting up. Its actually really fitting, cuz when Brandon starts acting gangsta it really is annoying. Despite what he may think, he has NO mad rhymes!
Ashlee then says that we should see what Steve's gangsta name would be...da da da da! Steve is now "Crazy Offender". IDK why, but this made us laugh even more.
*wipes tear from eye* awwww good times. So give it a try then lemme know, what's your gangsta name? Keep it real, yo! (See I'm already taking like a gangsta! NOT)